Kurt Cobain
Heather: Why'd he blow his head off?
Me: Well, he was a druggy. He was just doing the world a favour.
Heather: But... he can't make music anymore.
Me: Which, is a good thing..
What Autumn would have said (or would have sang): Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be!
I SAY his wife killed him
